Best Lines on TV This Week: Sassy Questions and Sneaking Suspicions

Faking It

“Is he full of witty retorts? How’s his fashion sense? Is he cute? Cuter than me?”
— Shane (Michael J. Willett) trying to learn about Karma’s (Katie Stevens) new gay friend

Vicious

“Why are these teenagers so confident? What exactly have they accomplished?”
— Freddie (Ian McKellen) expressing his displeasure at young people

Scream

“Landlines? What is this, 1996?”
— Jake (Tom Maden) questioning the killer’s choice of communication while referencing the year the original Scream movie was released

“Kieran can’t be the killer. He’s too pretty. Although, I guess Ted Bundy kind of proved that hotness doesn’t cancel out crazy.”
— Brooke (Carlson Young) explaining why she doesn’t think Kieran is the killer

Todrick

“Do we have time to try on costumes today? No… Will we? Absolutely!”
— Todrick Hall outlining his real priorities

The Carmichael Show

“I watch TV. I think think Dad is trying to Empire us.”
— Bobby (LilRel Howery) getting suspicious about his dad’s plans for the future

Mr. Robot

“We live in a kingdom of bulls—t. A kingdom you’ve lived in for far too long. So don’t tell me about not being real. I’m no less real than the f—king beef patty in your Big Mac.”
— Mr. Robot (Christian Slater) preaching the anti-corporate gospel to Elliot (Rami Malek)

From TV Guide Magazine

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